aft a long tymmmm...once again

no i did not die


was jus too bz 2 blog....well more lyk 2 lazy....


its ok, by not bloggin 4 sm tym,il knoe who my true fans r,those who wil keep visiting


hopin 4 a new post


i would lyk t apologise t all those who have been religously visiting


totally reflects on my hit counting anything


anyway b4 i begin i have a ques:

they say animals can sense when there is danger. so lets say, a fish will know when there is a tsunami or big wave or watever coming, so they all swim away...


hmmmmmmm so y cant they detect e fisherman's net?


ha cant ans tt can u....




anyway moving on, the highlight of this post would b the prank on asif


NAME: ASIF IQBAL
CODE NAME(S): A.I , IQ ,
AFFILIATION: THE INTELLECTUALS
ENEMIES: CHURCH OF CHARLIES, STACY"S MOM GANG
GPA: DAM HIGH
CRIME: *CENSORE*
D>O>B:28th october



now asif is a nice guy and i totally have nthing agaisnt him

but he is a bit weird


i mean, he wants t do it wit cars

tts y his crimes had t b censored

e poor cars he harmed might nvr be driven e same again


sigh



but wth it was fun



so its his bday, and we so have t get him cauz he loves t prank people himself


the PRANK

MASTERMIND: SHARMEEN ALAM
ACCOMPLICE: TURTLEMAN + SOME GUYS FROM 4J
THE TRANSPORTER: SHAN WEE


so she calls up shan wee asking for a favour, to prank asif


here is e plot

shan wee calls as this guy from RJC, called peter chan, supposedly some guy from the admin

he says he didnt get asif's sunbj application form thingy

now knowing asif, this wld break his heart and realli worry him


PERFECT!!!


he so fell for it, he was all lyk "But i handed it in"

and his voice was so serious


than at e end he was lyk

Asif-"im gonna meet ur principal" -vava scary
Shan-"hey im a power with much authority in the admin, dunt u trust me"
Asif-"no i dont" - wldve been pretty funky if he said "As if ah, u cant fool me,im ASIF!" lol
shan"and you shldnt cauz im shan wee and this was a prank by ur friend sharmeen and she wants t sya, happy bday"

Asif"oh my god!"

classic

bet he dunt even knoe who shan wee is


anyway i had a blast hearing it

lyk seriouslyk he sounded so worried and fell for it


altho he says that he knew it all along


my fuking ballz asif







U

BEEN


PUNKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





anyway in other news, we're e polo champs!!!!!!!



i played eh, hit e post once, and assisted one goal!!!!



not bad ah



oh and e all e hindus out there


happy deepavali/diwali


and to all my muslim hommies

eid mubarak/happy hari raya


and to asif


happy belated bday




awwwwwwwwwwwwwww wasnt that sweet




hahahahha loser



shldn talk much ah,skali sharmeen punk me on my bday


going t nepal this sunday for cricket


yup, so i might not blog for sm tym, but do tag e board!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ok i go clean my room now



take care my beloved fans


i luv u all



and thank god asif dunt read my blog



turtleman out