Teh Peng Club

we formally introduce you readers out there to the first and one and only

TEH PENG CLUB in ri.

teh peng means tea with ice for the smart ones if you dunno.
founded by the some teh fanatics from sec4s 2005, we formally declare that we are having a recruitment drive.

members include: zhenghong,james,ky,sherwin,brian,jerik,adnaan, me....and who else?

membership fee:
1 cup teh peng for each member and 2 for founding members.

requirements:
1.like teh peng(duh)
2. drinks teh peng(then what!?)

join the teh peng club for free and enjoy the company of pple like us whenever you drink teh peng. promotion ends 14/01/05.

hi

This is a very serious blog and I do not tolerate any nonsense so let me lay down some rules first.

1. Thou shall try to blog in english. y3@h.eNgL1sH PlezZzZ.not l33tspeak.Ple@s3 d0 n0+ sp3@k lik3 th1s: keke.so sianzzz bahx. dun be lame Worrxx.
2. Thou shall be serious. Do not be lame. (haha.you have no legs.-_-)
3. Thou shall not to use vulgarities. (sure)
4. Thou shall refrain from scolding/insulting anyone from the school or whatsoever(yeah sure i wont).
5. Thou shall do not drink outside the canteen.
6. Thou shall do not wear ankle socks.

Let me introduce ourselves.
1. We are innocent.
2. We are as smart as Paris Hilton.
3. We cant play any sports.
4. Most of us weigh 100kg.
5. We are not despos, buayas, deprived or mental.

unite.....

fellow rafflesians of RI hear me, we must join forces, geps and express boys lets put our differences apart and fight the real enemy...RJC...they cum to our canteen, use our facilities, plus the gurls so ugly, isnt it so annoying, i mean today, they occupied the coolios table during recess ahh, how long will we take this, we have t do something...in other news, word of our blog has been spreading and it has reached the ears of Benson Koh.... hey brader, we are not here t compete with ur blog, we just here for fun, u knoe we all r rafflesians, i mean so wat if we are a bit better, we are all equal, sum just more equal than others, hahahaha, anyway my other cockexpress, im sending out invitations, join and tag the board....your coolio turtleman

for my hommies

this is adnaan and this blog is for all my cock express PSLs.... wats up braders, we will show those GEP cocksters wat real cocksters are.... a call out to all u out there, bryan, yihong, everyone, feel free to add wat u want. ill give u the account info later, to start things up ah, i always wondered why people cant play sports in sch uni but can play table tennis, sum more right outside RIPB room, dam lame ah, wat is table tennis not a sport, and of course b4 i forget, james miao, great job on JRIC, sherwin and poo too. wel done guys.... aundrey siao and u knoe who ah, she who must not be named...Such A Real Amazement...hope u get it... anyway wat shampoo have the coolios been using that change their hair colour naturally ah, i want to use also eh, maybe i can becum a blonde, ever seen a blonde bangla, anyway signing off ur faithful turtleman...rock on express

does airpork need visa to cum t s'pore?

good question, onli one of my intellect wld be able to cum up with such a deep and important question. its lyk, do the animals need a single entry visa.... oh well ive been doing more thinking, since baby pigs are called piglets, and baby bulls are called bullets, then baby hulk shld be called hullet, hahahahahahha, so thus hullet should be green and all the blaks ashld be in the blak houz and the china's in yellow houz, the veggies in the green houz, so sundar goes to hullet. anyway thats enuf thinking for one day...signing off turtleman..

for sharmeen's grandmom

guys i knoe we're having fun and all but this is a serious matter, my good frend sharmeen, her grandmom is ill, lets all just spend sum tym and pray for her, jerik bryan please ah, sharmeen is a big supporter of our cockster club and now she needs our support, just pray that everything will turn out fine yea..turtleman...

pool vs man u

yeah the big match, but to me NEWCASTLE ROX, brian i totally agree with u.. poor ios disgusting and is an insult to our human nature, i dislike it and hate the people who surf it... and this incident has exposed the innocent minds of the students of 4D, its very sad..thats it my cocksters keep taging and visiting, but my hommie james hasnt joined yet ah, dam sad, sumtyms i wunder if he considers me as a frend, anyway i will now share my knowledge with u, du u knoe how t hold ur breath for ten mins, very simple, breathe into your palm and hold the breath for ten mins, hahaha lame, told t me by a cock tracker, rock on my fellow cocksters, eh brian u knoe the talk on making things micro, onli micro i wanna see is a mini, haaha, ok till next tym its ur friendly neighbourhood turtleman.......

jric

wa lao, sec ones are lyk so sad man, cant even sing batch song properly.....cant even cheer properly.....our efforts have all gone down the drain....their camp was lyk super slack ah, didnt even pump my juniors, and tlaking abt them, shaun, brendon and my cute amos u all rock. everyone rocks except stupid bryan koh, dumb rugger, i swear i am gonna screw him left right centre up down and all other directions..feel bad for james, didnt get a class, he wldve made a great PSL, gonna go science centre tmr wif bryan's class, hahahaha, hey other PSL's, ill invite u later, gheeva and all. u knoe sumtyms its so lyk annoying when few of the PSL exco people think that its so easy t take a class and lyk tell us "oh if the PSL's behave better, maybe the sec ones will too. hey i admit both of us have it tough, u all organising and us with our classes, but at least ur papers and computers cant talk bak and make dumb comments eh, i swear the camp food suked shit but the serving was dam gd. well done to all those who helped me out serving, asif, gheeva, bryan and my other hommies. u knoe i think i shldve been a prefect ah, itd be dam happening, skali i becum headboy, powerpak brader, things wld be happening, anyway i getting very shag now, getting CC to help me with a tag board, u all dunt mind if she joins right....signing off turtleman....