turtleman vs pimpli kangaroo boy(zhenghong)...and sharmeen vs her CPU..lol

my influence has finally paid off on sharmeen,inspired by the time when i punched a walla nd injured my right hand,she hit her CPU and injured her wrist..ROCK ON GURL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok firstly,i dunt think zhenghong is hot..we had a fight the other day...cauz i cracked an april's fool joke bout him..its goes lyk

"hey zhenghong one day ur face will be pimple free.....HAHAHAHH APRIL'S FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!"

he got pissed and said cum ill take u on..then tunutunutunutunutunu(mortal kombat music)...we had a fight...

i was gonna take him down when he used his special move against me..the pimple gun...damdamdamdam!!!!!!!!!

he started squeezing his pimples and shooting sum shit from it..ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

it was lyk a para..non stop i was shot at..i was helpless...he showed no mercy...

is this the end of turtleman?will pimply kangaroo boy(zhenghong) win?


NEVER FEAR>>FRIENDLY TURTLEMAN IS HERE.....

luckily when he was shooting i went into my shell..the he gave me a flying kick and i was lying on my shell..oh no...he got ready to jump on me again thinking us turtles are helpless whenw e are lying on our shells



u stupid kangaloo!!!!

i turned and he hit my shell..dam pain....then he TEMPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he already red face became more red....he was gonna shoot again..(heheh he shoot red i can shoot white)

but before he cld shoot i went into my shell and gave him the bowling ball hit..rolled over him

STRIKE!!!!!!!!!! then i tried t slow him down using my turtle sense...

he tried to counter me by putting me into his pouch..but im too big..hahahahaha loser..

my turtle sense worked..he became very slow..and i beat him and i won...hahahaah


by the way zhenghong..gd luck for ur x-country nat



and of course sharmeen ur a great bestie..keeping punching those CPU's...lol...

get lost

so she says go
wish i cld say no
been treated lyk a bloodi hoe
now ur done u let me go

lyk you alwys do,
but still my heart's just stuck on u
and its true
im a loser, a sucker, jus a hoe for u

you said get lost
dude jus go off
no need u here anymore
you said the door is that way
and im sorry to say
ur service is over
and im not gonna pay

so she said go (get lost)
but how to lose (wats been lost)
think im breathing exhaust
so cold think i might frost

how longer can this go on
u push and pull as we go on
nothing can be so wrong
but stil id bleed when ur gone

you said get lost
dude jus go off
no need u here anymore
you said the door is that way
and im sorry to say
ur service is over
and im not gonna pay



why do i fear of ending what nvr had began
wish i knew wat i did wrong and be ur man
u push pull wear and tear
but still i dunt care
sumhow im alwys here for u

u said get lost
dunt thnk il b gone
cauz i knoe that u knoe
too attached t u


u said get lost
im breathing exhaust
but stil sumhow i care for u

u said get lost
dude just go off
no need u here anymore
u said the door is that way
and im sorry to say
ur service is over
and im not gonna pay

guess...

can anyone guess who the characters are..ill give u hints

old man...he lyks january..cauz JANIS..i mean jan is a nice mth

old woman lyks the RAY of the sun WEN..i mean when it cums out

aiya RICK.J is how easy

winner gets prizes

the best ending ever

the stroy im about to tell u is one of the best ive ever read..its realli change my life


there was this old lady and old man. few years a ago, they were pretty old too.but lyk 30 years back they were pretty young. they met when they were 5........and thats about 70 years back

he was a boy.she was a gurl.he lived opp her block.she lived opp his.he studied in a boys school. she studied in a gurls schoo.they studied in diff schools.but on sats,they wld meet at church.they were christians.no one's perfect.he would look at her.she would look at him.they wld look at each other.....till RICK.J came along...

RICK.J wld walk into class.he wld sit beside her.she wld forget our old man who was a young boy then.old man wld be sad..but happy cauz old lady who was young back then would smile.she had a pretty smile.he luved to make her smile to see her pretty smile.....the whole lesson, he wld stare at her smile as she talked to RICK.J..he wanted her to be his,but then all he wanted was her to be happy even if she's not his...

after class,RICK.J would go and RUN around the perimeter of the church which was 4ooM.old lady who was young then would jus sit and watch him run..old man who was young then would sit besdie her and she would talk bout RICK.J and he wld listen and watch her smile as she says oh he runs so fast......

they soon became best frends.when she was down,she would go to old man who was young then to cheer her up..and the old lady who was young then would always say how he's a great frend


and so years went by
1935-they met
1936-hitler re-militarizes rhineland
1937-germany pact with japan
1938-germany union with austria,sudetenland crisis
1939-invades poland and other countries,NAZI_SOVIET pact
1940-WORLD WAR 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GO HITLER!!!!!
1941-WORL WAR 2!!!!!!! I LUV ONE BALLED HITLER>>ONE BALL RULZ!!
1942-GERMANY DYING!!!!!!=(
1943-ok so in between that period,their frendhsip grew and yeah yeah
1944-sigh world is now such a boring place
1945-i think by now germany is lyk fuked ah
1946-oh yeah back to them
1947-frendship still strong lah, but she luvs RICK.J
1948-let me fast forward
1949
1950
1951
1952
1953
1954
1955-she gonan get married...old man nvr tol her how he felt
1956
1957-first kid for her,old man still single
1958
1959-second kid for her,old man still single
1960
1961-TWINS!!!old man still single
1962
1963-oh no her husband leaves her..nvr fear,old man is here,i mean was there
1964-helps her take care of kids
1965-yea la same
1966-no they dunt get married
1967-yup he is still single and luvs her
1968-aiya she dunno ah,but she very grateful
1969-at least give him sum sex
1970-thank u
1971-alrite they still going strong
1972-fast forward more
1973
1974 -took her to the world cup..who won ah
1975
1976 -took her to olympics..
1977 -he spends a lot of money on her man
1978 -they not married by the way
1979
1980
1981
1982-ITALY WIN THE WORLD CUP!!!
1983
1984
1985-50 YEARS OF FRENDSHIP!!!WOHO
1986
1987
1988
1989-i was born!!!!!!
1990
1991
1992 -GERMANY WON WORLD CUP!!HAIL HITLER
1993
1994_ITALY LOST IN PENALTY SHOOT OUT!!! =(
1995
1996-im in primary one
1997
1998 -yes brazil got thrashed!!!!!!
1999
2000 -olympics right?
2001
2002 -suck ah brazil won..south korea SUX
2003 -newcastle came in fourth i think..WOHOO!!!!
2004 -
2005-still best of frends


there is no ending to true frendship..and that is the best ending ever,