1. you plant wards on ur desk just in case and sa comes and owns u
2. you try to frostbite a bully by throwing a chunk of ice at him
3. you try to blink across the road
4. when two ppl jacks you and u shout, "OMFG IMBA!"
5. when you go the movies and go up to buy your ticket and the cashier asks "what movie would you like to see?", then you slip her a note that says "-random"
6. open up a bank account and sue the bank for not giving you $7 every few seconds
7. when someone dies in front of you and you yell out "ks..."
8. when you go to the candy store and ask if they're selling monkey king bars.
9. when you keep calling your gf/wife a combo whore
10. you are scared of the bush on the other side of the backyard
11. when someone you know does bad on a test at school you have a strong urge to yell out "noob! ROFL!"
12. you throw a bottle of beer at the bodyguards at a club, hoping that the 40% miss and movement slow will allow you to slip past his grasp.
13. you yell "FRESH MEAT" when you are having your dinner at a Steak House.
14. you put random items in peoples carts at the grocery store cuz you said -ar!
15. you see a war movie and start yelling out godlike when a cannon hits 5 or 6 people.
16. you attempt to destroy ur fren's human clay model and scream"i pwned roshan solo!!!!! i got 800gold!!!!"
17. you tell every animal you see that hex will wear off sooner or later
18. you avoid touching anybody who's sleeping lest their nightmares jump to you
19. you try to put seven arrows onto one bow and try to aim successfully
20. when u go bowling u do a war stomp to make the pins fall down
21. when you are in a gang fight and you start to howl to give you and your friends more damage 22. you wonder if Clinkz could defeat Legolas
23. when you beat up all the girls in your class and take their jewelery claiming they had gems of true sight
