finally...neighbourhood friendly turtleman is bak!!!

waaaaaaaaaaa finally e stupid CTs are over.............woah!!!!!!!!

but shit..e results wil be cuming out soon..got chem back today..sigh.....


anyway i havent posted sumthing in a veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy veryyyyyyyyyyy verrrrrrryyyyy long time so lemme tell u wats been happening



F****** COMMeN TEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


no tt doesnt mean men who use coms..oh yeah it spelt common

TURTLEMAN VS CT - fighting a losing battle..........is this e end of turtleman??????

aiya its jus a common test..its not a major exams as the teachers say..
thats why we have to seperate ALL our tables..then must sit in register order..must hand in all our handphones..NO NO NO..jus a small test...

i got three words

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anyway now tt the CTs r over..doing my RE stuff now...paul yap is also in the com lab with me...

e past two days have been quite entertaining...

mon - some gromming class...

well i decided to see how effective it would be so i wore my pants just below my chest and my socks were near my knees...
turtleman- b4 and aft

the lady said tt my shell makes me look a bit fat and tt i should drop it.....


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tts a tough one......


NEVER!!!!! its lyk asking superman t take off his red underwear cauz it looks ugly..

anyway i kep answering her ques and i got them all correct..bout wat fat people should wear or thin people

e lady said i had gd knowledge in fashion (thnx t sharmeen..lol..whole day tell me this and that..sigh)

but she said that my clothes dunt realli show it.....hmmmmmmmm but then again dunt judge a book by its cover


hai hai hai hai..jus great words from turtleman......

then we had some talk on how to speak,stand and sit...hmmm lyk as if i didnt know how t do em already....halo we're 16..not lyk 5!!!

anyway tt was wat happened..then i went to training were i reunited with dr goh swee heng..





tues - movie and talk on IP

mrs yap showed us e movie shattered glass

its bout a documentary on what happens when glass shatters amd how many people have lost their lives from the shattering glass


did you knoe that more people die of shattered glass everyday compared to aids and cancer altogther..smthing to think bout ehh....so glass..is it a blessing or a curse...

i myself was a victim of shattered glass....oh e pain..e PAIN!!!!!!!

anyway wat the movie is REALLI about is this guy called steven glass.. and what happens is that he tries to reach the centre of antartica but he gets frozen.

then lyk some turtles were there and they bit on him and he shattered..so he became shattered glass..



ok now seriously..its bout this guy called steven glass who kept writing in fiction stories for sum magazine and got away with it cauz he created fake sources and all....

basically he was a serial liar..

much lyk a timon


aft tt there were sum events which i shall not reveal to protect e privacy of our headboy


then we had sum talk on IP at rjc.......

it is SELDOM that we go to rjc.I rarely GET a chance to go there. when a lot of them cum over i get PISSED.

alot of people were LATE
there were LATECOMERS too
plus there were people whoTOOK THEIR OWN SWEET TIME...


...............................................................jokes...................................................................

anyway i shal not sya further..skali i get canning ah.....

not in a can

i mean e ROTAN

wa hit ur piko dam ouch

my england veli powder!!!!!

qutoe from paul yap who is beside me now

"china is NO.1 caus chinese bamboo make very good d*ldo"
"thank u mao"

guess malaysia got no gd bamboo for him t use..lol...

anyway my band rusted metal or AKA the woodpeckers wil be performing in RGS on e 21st of may


aiya my brain not working anymore....i go off now...


actually paul is kicking me out of the com lab